ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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