Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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