I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
porn star boner night. come get it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
