Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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