I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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