let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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