Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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