I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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