youre lurking in front of me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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