party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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