There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so explain again why im purple
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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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