I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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