We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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