too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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I just forgot I was standing up.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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