she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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