OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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