i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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