shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
send nudes
from the living room?
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