dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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