Moan for me like Helen Keller
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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