you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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