don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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