Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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