He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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