its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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