Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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