Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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