just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
