Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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