i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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