This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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