I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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