Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Randomize