I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
okay pat passed out under dana's car
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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