This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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