IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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