I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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