I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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