Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
