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(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

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(954): View more from Florida

just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything

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(678): View more from Georgia

he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.

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(740): View more from Ohio

she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs

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(224): View more from Illinois

After this week, alcohol is mandatory.

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(903): View more from Texas

Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?

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