And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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