Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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