dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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