is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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