VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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