How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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