My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
His nipple licking is glorious
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