He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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