we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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This toilet bowl is my home.
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