awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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