Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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