Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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