exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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