:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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