I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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