Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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