Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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