this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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