yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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