Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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